Coed of the Week - September 2004: Kelsey Simpkins

1. What part of a guy do you study first? I look at his smile first because I like funny guys. Men who can make me laugh are the greatest. 2. What's the party scene like at your school? Iowa must have the most bars per capita than any other college in the nation! In a four-block radius we hav ...e something like 32 bars. There is also a surplus of good-looking, homegrown Iowa girls. We also have this thing called "No Shame Theatre," a cult event on campus. Groups of students write incredibly vulgar 15-minute skits and other people perform them. In one, a naked guy tried to catch a Butterfinger bar between his ass cheeks. 3. What are some of your favorite things? I'm a bit of an Eminem fan. I don't know if he'd be a good guy to date, but I'd love to party with him. I like to drink pimp juice, which is a mix of Malibu rum, peach schnapps and pineapple juice. And I love Smarties candy. I have flower vases full of them around the house. Final Exam: What is your special talent? I'm a writer and I hope to stay here for the graduate program and work on short stories. I'm an English major, so I'm a book nerd. Iowa's pretty renowned for their writing program -- Kurt Vonnegut and Dennis Johnson both finished the writing program here.

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