Employee of the Month - Megan Heaton

Playboy: What do you do?
Megan: I’m a real estate agent. 

Playboy: Is that rough right now? 
Megan: Times are tough in real estate, but I’m always okay. 

Playboy: Do you have any tri ...cks? 
Megan: If you’re referring to my career, I try to play into my clients’s senses. 

Playboy: How so? 
Megan: It’s all about having a good feeling in the house. I like to appeal to people’s sense of smell. If I show a house to a new couple, I light vanilla and cinnamon candles in the bedroom to elicit thoughts of spicing things up. If I show to a family, I make sure the homey aroma of fresh linens is in the air. Regardless, I try to bring something I’ve baked to permeate the house with a warm feeling. 

Playboy: So you court the couple? 
Megan: I kind of flirt with the woman. Even if a guy thinks he’s the decision maker, if she’s not happy, it’s not happening. 

Playboy: Do you get a thrill when making a close? 
Megan: That’s what makes work exciting. 

Playboy: Do real estate agents ever have sex in an empty house? 
Megan: Contrary to the myth, houses are where someone will make a home, and I would never disrespect that. 

Playboy: Bigger rush: sex or a close? 
Megan: Technically they’re both closes.

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