Brianne Bailey

Calling her television set her most prized possession, voluptuous Brianne Bailey has to be the sexiest couch potato we’ve ever laid eyes on. The Latina college student spends more of her days studying, but she will always make time for her favorite yellow man from Springfield. “Homer Simpson is my favorite character,” says our Cybergirl of the Week for March 10, 2003. “He’s so content with the small things in life and, even though he’s a dope, he has a loving family.” Unfortunately for the gorgeous brunette, Homer is happily married to Marge, so Brianne will have to look for a husband elsewhere. Costa Mesa’s Brianne Bailey doesn’t necessarily need a man from Springfield, but she does need a man with sexy hands. “If they’re big and strong and well-groomed, then I like to fantasize about them all over my body,” admits our CGOW. Luckily for our members, Brianne doesn’t want her man’s hands to be yellow with only four fingers like a Simpsons’ character.